Previously aspiringdreamer33: It doesn't matter if you're a US or UK fan

3willy2much:

Look let’s stop playing the fucking blame game here. Everyone calm their tits and stop saying how one country’s done this and that blah fucking blah. I DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS

The truth of the matter is, some fans take things too far, despite what country they come from. There’s a fine line between…

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1dtakesmyhandidiealittle:

Here on tumblr, we’re all like : My ovaries, what is air, asdfghjkl, I’m gonna kidnap them„, etc…

But please, in real life,  CALM THE FUCK DOWN, AND LEAVE THEM ALONE TO ENJOY THEIR LIFE! 

and please, DON’T HURT THEM! Don’t you know that Niall is claustrophobic? …

you made Liam got upset, I have nothing more to say „,

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One Direction Infection: Dear One Direction...

thelovelyonedirectionboys:

Dear One Direction, not all your fans are crazy girls who attack you, rip your clothes, invade your privacy, and make you uncomfortable and upset. There are a few of us who are in fact normal girls. Yes, we may have Tumblrs dedicated to you, but really that’s mostly to bring Directioners together….

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  • friend: wanna hang out this weekend?
  • me: SPEAKING OF ONE DIRECTION GUESS WHERE THEY ARE CURRENTLY
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harrystyles-gotta-b-the-1:

US Directioners freakin out cuz the boys have finally arrived

Then there is me in Canada still waiting for the boys to come here

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  • Niall: "I don't get it baby we ate the same thing." Niall says pushing my hair out of my eyes as I look up at him from other under the covers. "Yeah but you have a cast iron stomach." I tease sticking out my tongue out at him before letting my eyes drift close. "You wanna sleep a little?""mmhmm" I murmur tiredly. "Okay.I'll have some ginger ale for you when you wake up." He whispers before kissing my head. When I wake up I feel ten times better and sure enough there's Niall with the drink and his guitar playing some of my favorite songs.
  • Harry: "Come on sweetheart get in bed." Harry says pushing me towards the bed. "I'm not tired." I whine but slump into the bed anyway. "I know love but you need your rest doctors orders." "Doctor styles you mean." I say sticking out my tongue and then coughing. "Yup." He teases back sitting on the floor below my bed so he can look at me as I fall asleep. "You're so beautiful." is the last thing I hear him whisper before I fall asleep.
  • Liam: " Cough cough yeah my throat really hurts." I whisper into the phone line. "Aww okay well it's fine we can go some other time." Liam assures me over the phone. "I'm really sorry babe." "No it's okay. I'll talk to you soon." He says before hanging up. I relax on the couch wrapping my blanket around me. An hour later the doorbell rings waking me out of a light nap. I go to get it when I see liam on the other side. "Baby what are you doing here?" I ask him the blanket still wrapped around me. He holds up a bag and hands it to me. I look in it and there's chocolate, movies, and cold medicine. "I want to make you feel better." Liam smiles dropping his head. "Have I ever told you how great of a boyfriend you are?" I say before letting him in.
  • Louis: "Hahahah shut up weirdo laughing hurts." I throw a stuffed animal from my bed at louis. We've been sitting cross legged on my bed for the past hour playing cards. "You know you're cute when you're angry." Louis teases leaning in for a kiss as I lean back. "Lou I don't want to get you sick." "Come on honey you know I don't mind." Lou says staring playfully into my eyes while pouting. "No lou." "Don't make me tickle you..." "Fine one kiss." I relent leaning in.
  • Zayn: "You going to be okay?" Zayn whispers sitting next to me on the bed. "Yeah honey don't worry it's just the flu." I insist sneezing and blowing my nose. "You should probably go I must look a mess." I tell him a bit embarrassed. Zayn shakes his head and pulls me into him so my head is lying on his shoulder and my back is relaxing into his chest. "I'm not going anywhere." Zayn whispers before singing me my favorite songs as I fall asleep in his arms
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1jessicapearce:

They announce that they’re touring in Canada and I’m like:

Then they go to like, 3 places in WHOLE FRICKIN CANADA. WHOLE COUNTRY.

Me, living here in little tiny Newfoundland, was hoping they would come here, but yeah, NOPE. I ain’t mad though.

I’m just sittin here, with my pet moose and polar bear, chillin in ma igloo in Canada (which has amazing internet/wifi connection btw).

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  • UK: We got them through the x factor
  • US: we made them a huge success in the hardest country to break into
  • UK: we've been here from the start
  • US: we've brought in more fans then you ever could
  • AUS: ...... Guys.... Shirtless photos
  • UK:
  • US:
  • UK:
  • US:
  • The Queen:
  • Obama:
  • Channel 9 Helicopter: youre welcome
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killallmen:

Zayn playing with Baby Lux (x)

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